Swallowing Men's Milk Keeps You Young
Just when men thought that a woman who doesn’t swallow will never swallow while performing or*l s*x, news comes in that sperm holds the key to the fountain of youth. Open wide, ladies.
A new study conducted by the scientists over at Graz University discovered that a compound called spermidine, found in sperm, increases longevity in human blood cells, by protecting them from damage.
Although human trials are a long way off, researcher Tobias Eisenberg called the find the “holy grail of age research.”
While I am skeptic about the whole thing – it is men making the claim after all, I can’t help but think that this makes perfect sense.
Think about it: sperm is what contributes to the creation of a baby, so why wouldn’t sperm contain the compound needed to restore or maintain youth?
Now if you’ll excuse me… it’s not going to suck itself, you know.